2020/05/06 : Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure

2020/04/30 : Jikkyou Oshaberi Parodius
Some Japanese fever dream horizontal shooter where you play as a mercinary penguin, flying baby, tactical octopus, or one of many other secret government projects. The game suffers from the same shit mechanics of all 90s shooters. You power up your baby and become invincible until you get hit once and go back to crawling around trying to turn tricks for upgrades. This one is different though; it's zany. Worth a play just as a reminder how curiously strange Japanese pop culture can be. 🍥 out of 5

2020/04/24 : Dr Mario 64
You gotta help Dr. Mario track down the mega vitamins to push his anti vax agenda. This game came out in 2001 or something so it wasn't 5G and Corona Virus it was 56k gave you mad cow disease. Anyway it's pretty good and a nice update to the original. 💊💊💊 out of 5

2020/04/22 : Mario All Stars - Mario 3
We all know Super Mario 3

2020/04/19 : Star Fox 2
A game that went straight to DVD, 20 years after it was made. I see why they didn't release this game, it's short, has very little Star Fox action and the final boss is a rotating cube... of death. Is it cool? Oh hell yeah in a naive retro future kind of way where ace pilot woodland creatures fly 8 polygonal ships through a glitter cloud. Is it good? Not really. 🦊🐸 out of 5

2020/04/18